your imperious condescension,
you may be ovwercome vwith surprise at seeing this letter in your personal mail, but i believwe that once you havwe made yourself familiar vwith the contents of this message, you vwill be feeling nothing but the deepest pleasure and anticipation. i could not help but notice and admire such an illustrious personage as yourself, and i trust that you havwe long been hearing tales and reports of my exploits and advwentures on the high seas. i daresay that you vwill agree that tvwo such noble entities as ourselvwes havwe a common interest. namely, each other. you vwill be pleased to hear that my flushed quadrant is currently unclaimed, and as such, this letter exists to servwe as a formal declaration of my intentions tovwards yourself. i beg you not to be alarmed by this precipitous announcement, but as i am already intimately familiar vwith your life and history, as you must be familiar with mine, there is no need for the tvwo of us to engage in the tiresome dance of social niceties and dravwn out negotiations that typically precede such commitments. you and i may formalize our relationship as matesprits vwithout any such delay.
by the time this letter reaches you, i vwill already havwe parted from my fleet and left on my journey to your palace. i am avware that being in your flushed quadrant vwill require some sacrifices in my personal life, and so you do not vworry, i am avware that i must surrender the life of a gamblignant for the life of a mere court noble. givwen our upcoming quadranting, i am vwilling to do this for your sake. although i am prepared for our formal ceremony to take place as early as is convwenient, i vwould like to propose an initial period of privwate life as matesprits, before the formal announcement is made. i believwe this period of early isolation in only each others company vwill be most pleasant follovwing our first meeting in person. as much as vwe may read about each other, your condescension must be vwarned that it is no substitute for personal contact. once vwe meet, i am sure you vwill agree.
i must close this letter nowv, but i vwill finish by telling you that nowv, as for many svweeps in the future, i pity you from the depths of my bloodpusher, and i travwel secure in the certainty that you pity me in return. i cannot say howv long this journey vwill take, but be prepared to vwelcome me to your palace vwery shortly.
vwith pity and deepest affection,
orphaner dualscar
you may be ovwercome vwith surprise at seeing this letter in your personal mail, but i believwe that once you havwe made yourself familiar vwith the contents of this message, you vwill be feeling nothing but the deepest pleasure and anticipation. i could not help but notice and admire such an illustrious personage as yourself, and i trust that you havwe long been hearing tales and reports of my exploits and advwentures on the high seas. i daresay that you vwill agree that tvwo such noble entities as ourselvwes havwe a common interest. namely, each other. you vwill be pleased to hear that my flushed quadrant is currently unclaimed, and as such, this letter exists to servwe as a formal declaration of my intentions tovwards yourself. i beg you not to be alarmed by this precipitous announcement, but as i am already intimately familiar vwith your life and history, as you must be familiar with mine, there is no need for the tvwo of us to engage in the tiresome dance of social niceties and dravwn out negotiations that typically precede such commitments. you and i may formalize our relationship as matesprits vwithout any such delay.
by the time this letter reaches you, i vwill already havwe parted from my fleet and left on my journey to your palace. i am avware that being in your flushed quadrant vwill require some sacrifices in my personal life, and so you do not vworry, i am avware that i must surrender the life of a gamblignant for the life of a mere court noble. givwen our upcoming quadranting, i am vwilling to do this for your sake. although i am prepared for our formal ceremony to take place as early as is convwenient, i vwould like to propose an initial period of privwate life as matesprits, before the formal announcement is made. i believwe this period of early isolation in only each others company vwill be most pleasant follovwing our first meeting in person. as much as vwe may read about each other, your condescension must be vwarned that it is no substitute for personal contact. once vwe meet, i am sure you vwill agree.
i must close this letter nowv, but i vwill finish by telling you that nowv, as for many svweeps in the future, i pity you from the depths of my bloodpusher, and i travwel secure in the certainty that you pity me in return. i cannot say howv long this journey vwill take, but be prepared to vwelcome me to your palace vwery shortly.
vwith pity and deepest affection,
orphaner dualscar