Graciously donated to us by the Empress herself, this speech-to-text transcription records a personal diary entry made almost 600 sweeps ago.
dear diareef
so t)(is new engine ive got installed is t)(e S)(IT. i mean yea)( s)(ore )(es been a problem and we dont even know w)(ere da fuck )(es been, but its TOTALLY wort)( it for a power raytin like t)(e one )(ES got. just for kicks t)(e first time i took )(im up and ran t)(e routine t)(at burned out my last engine and like )(a)(a fuck i was waiting to make someone scrape pan matter off t)(e walls but t)(e beac)( did it like it was NOT)(IN. t)(is is gonna be so fuckin P--ERF-----ECT. its like so i was strugglin along for sweeps and SW---E-------EPS wit)( s)(itty fuckin equipment an t)(is fucker just rolls up an wow suddenly ive got a )(elm as good as i deserve. i fuckin love it w)(en s)(it like t)(is just drops into your lap like yea)( i DID fuckin deserve a nice present. like twelft)( perigees eve early up in t)(is beac)(. time to see if t)(is new )(elms actually got any limits 3;O
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dear diareef
reports are in, t)(is )(elm appears to )(ave NO limits!! ok no limits may be a LITTL-----E bit muc)(. but no lie ma scienterrorists are totally redesignin t)(e )(elm power raytin system around t)(is dude. o)( man i cant even describe )(ow fuckin AW-----ESOM-----------E t)(is is. ug)( t)(e science types wanna run tests an s)(it for a bit longer, but t)(ey know t)(ey betta finis)( up R---EAL FAST so i can take t)(is sucka for a nice long trip
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dear diareef
Y---EP ma )(elm is officially MA )(----ELM an everyone else can get t)(eir greasy little fronds OFF. im a badass beac)( t)(at just put down a )(uge fuckin raybellion
an i D---ES-----ERV--------E a vacation! ditc)(in kurlozs lame ass an takin off on ma own! maybe ill make t)(is dude do laps of a few solar systems just ta put )(im
t)(roug)( )(is paces. or fuck, maybe try )(im out on some GALAXI-----ES or some s)(it. )(a)(a)(a)(a fuck i dont even )(ave anyt)(in t)(at needs doin now t)(at ive put t)(e s)(itbloods down for a w)(ale. im just gonna c)(ill out wit)( ma new favorite toy and just )(AV---E FUN
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dear diareef
ok ok so t)(is )(elm is funny as FUCK. so yea)( basic conditioning for all )(elms bla)( bla)( even if )(e didnt know t)(is s)(it already all t)(e rules are in t)(e computers for )(im to read. but )(e acts like aint never even )(eard of basic conditionin????? so like im c)(illin in ma quarters an takin t)(e break i fuckin deserve an a crewmember comes creepin in to report t)(at u)()()()( your new )(elm is tryin ta mess wit)( t)(e life support systems? so like UG)( first of all w)(at do i even keep you ass)(oals around for if you aint gonna take care of t)(at s)(it for me. but also w)(at t)(e fuck is up it)( t)(is )(elm?? all t)(e infraction systems or w)(atever are in place. t)(e crew s)(owed me t)(e list a infractions )(es been gettin )(it wit)( for t)(is s)(it and fuck it is MASSIV--------E. maybe t)(e dude t)(inks if )(e gets punis)(ed )(ard enoug)( )(e wont even )(ave a pan left? but )(a)(a t)(is s)(it is fine tuned for max punis)(ment wit)( minimum pan damage. i dunno im actually kinda curious to see )(ow far )(es willin to pus)( it? )(is programmin wont let )(im slack off wit)( keepin t)(e s)(ip actually runnin so maybe i mig)(t let )(im see )(ow bad )(es willin to beat )(imself up just to TRY to mess wit)( M----E
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dear diareef
fuckin )(ILARIOUS )(es still at it
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dear diareef
ya know i t)(ink )(e mig)(t be kinda dumb
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dear diareef
UG)( dumbbass t)(e s)(ips life support aint gonna go offline T)(AT eelsily
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dear diareef
awwww )(es moved on to tryin ta off )(imself. aint t)(at cute??
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dear diareef
oooo)(. i cant B--ELI----EV-------E i didnt catc)( onto t)(is before. dude is TOTALLY FLIRTING WIT)( M-----E. o)( ma cod t)(is is SO FUCKIN FUNNY. i kinda almost see w)(ere kurloz is comin from wit)( )(is stupid ass )(oly mirt)( or w)(atev )(e calls it. like W)(OA t)(is piece a equipment )(as some globes )(u)(??? )(a)(a)(a pitc)( crus)(in on t)(e empress )(erself? its so fuckin cute i cant even )(ANDL--------E it. its like watc)(in a wiggler c)(allenge an adult to a fig)(t )(a)(a fuuuuuck. its all just so fuckin PR-----ECIOUS. its a fuckin s)(ip engine decidin )(e wants to be t)(e arc)(rival of t)(e fuckin --------EMPR-------------ESS. i gotta t)(ink t)(is t)(roug)( w)(en im not laug)(in so coddamn )(ard, S)(IT 3XD
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dear diareef
ok so t)(e more i t)(ink t)(is t)(ing t)(roug)( t)(e moray i actually kinda sorta dig it?? sea )(es not reelly a troll anymore w)(ic)( is pretty fuckin weird. but )(e START----ED as a troll so it makes a little sense t)(at )(ed maybe be able to do t)(e quadrant t)(ing a bit. and like ug)( you gotta keep a s)(ip sentient to run itself or you N---EV--------R get any free time so i guess a s)(ip could be waxin pitc)( for a badass beac)(. but even t)(oug)( its super weird t)(at )(es a piece a equipment )(e is literally t)(e B-------EST fuckin )(elm t)(ats ever been seen?? )(is psionics are so perfect t)(at itd be a coddamn crime NOT to put )(im in a )(elm but )(es totally strong enoug)( t)(at maybe )(e mig)(t be good enoug)( for me? aint like i got a fuck ton a suitors outside a kurloz an even if its cause im so fuckin perfect an intimidatin )(ey its also nice to get t)(at sorta positive feedback every once in a w)(ale 3;)
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dear diareef
)(a)(a fuck ya know w)(at i mig)(t actually give it a try. w)(ats t)(e worst t)(at could )(appen? o)( noooo t)(e s)(ip aint badass enoug)( to )(andle t)(e empress bein pitc)( for )(im w)(o coulda seen T)(AT one comin??? an even if it goes to s)(it w)(os )(e gonna talk aboat it wit)(????? )(es MA fuckin s)(ip!! besides if )(e start t)(reatenin to tell anyone s)(it i dunno )(ow )(e plans to do it. its easy as FUCK to restrict )(is online messages an s)(it t)(eres plenty a )(elms wit)( t)(eir jaws wired s)(ut. i could do t)(at now but i t)(ink its gonna be more fun to )(ave t)(at to )(ang over )(is )(ead
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dear diareef
beac)( is tryin ta play it cool, like i aint already caug)(t onto )(is game. CUT---------------E!! its kinda fun t)(oug)( ya know? im gonna step it back a notc)( an build t)(is s)(it up from t)(e ground. play it all subtle like. took M---E a w)(ale to realize )(e wasnt only tryin ta off me for s)(its an giggles. fuck im practically t)(e beac)( t)(at INV------ENT----------------ED subtle! dude wont efin know w)(at )(it )(im
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dear diareef
yea)()( playin it subtle SUCKS BASS. i just told )(im i knew w)(at )(e was doin and t)(at )(ey a lady does enjoy scorin a little bit a action. aint no s)(ame in t)(at. but. BUT. so t)(e dude aint never spoke to me wit)(out bein under direct orders since )(e was installed. an t)(at TOTALLY got a reaction from )(im!!! )(e told me i was fuckin crazy or some s)(it. w)(ic)( is pretty weak as far as t)(e sexy insults go but i musta taken )(im by surprise an im s)(ore )(ell s)(ape up. )(es got me to live up to after all! )(es tried ta krill me in some pretty inventive ways so im gonna go t)(ink real )(ard aboat )(ow i can return t)(e gesture 3;O
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dear diareef
ok so I GOT IT. t)(is w)(ole 'durr durr im not pitc)( for you.' )(es totally tryin ta do some sexy roleplay s)(it. an )(ey i can be fuckin gracious! even if )(e DID initiate t)(is w)(ole t)(ing i can see it bein pretty fuckin fun to play it t)(e ot)(er way! im gonna be t)(e S----EXY S------EDUCTR---------ESS an totally sweep )(im off )(is feet. gonna be pretty fuckin fun an t)(at way )(e doesnt )(afta be all embarrassed aboat bein t)(e idiot w)(o t)(oug)(t itd be a good idea to flirt pitc)( wit)( t)(e ---EMPR----------ESS.
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dear diareef
)(e s)(ore is a stubborn little beac)(. plain ass verbal s)(it aint doin muc)( for )(im so i gotta step it up!! )(es still playin it all like )(e aint interested at all so i guess )(es after me ta pus)( )(im a little )(arder )(u)(? so i guess its time to break out t)(E good ol p)(ysical t)(reats w)(ic)( is gonna be )(-------------ELLA FUN!!!! 3>:D
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dear diareef
man t)(is dude is into some )(ARDCOR-----E S)(IT. its great an all messin wit)( )(is programmin. i can introduce errors so t)(at )(es constantly gettin infracted for s)(it )(e )(ad to do. an ive got some randomly occurrin punis)(ments for no rayson at all (MAX S---EV-------ERITY YO) an some for random ass tasks t)(at i dunno if )(es ever gonna notice. an wow )(es still wantin me to pus)( it furt)(er? crazy s)(it! its gonna be so fuckin fun to figure t)(is s)(it out. i cant believe i ever wasnt s)(ore if t)(is would be wort)( it but now i can definitely sea t)(at t)(is is t)(e B--EST T)(ING -----EV--------ER!
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dear diareef
w)(oa dude i am kinda startin to run low on ways to just )(urt )(im wit)( t)(e computers. i t)(ink its still a fuckin AW----ESOM--------E approac)( because w)(o da fuck else is gonna be able to pull t)(at kinda s)(it in T)(---EIR blackrom an i am diggin us )(avin t)(is sexy unique dynamic. but )(es still pretendin like )(e aint totally into me so i guess its time to step it up a little FURT)(-------------ER! i was tryin ta avoid p)(ysical damage because ug)()()()( so fuckin FRAGIL----E, but im runnin outta ot)(er options! ive been around kurloz enoug)( to )(ave some good ideas )(ow to )(urt trolls in ways t)(at wont kill t)(em but its gonna be interestin makin s)(ore i dont fuck up ma s)(ip at t)(e same time.
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dear diareef
i t)(oug)(t ma options were gonna be a bit limited cause t)(eres biowires an s)(it all over t)(e fuckin place but it turns out t)(eres still a LOT of exposed skin for me to work wit)(!!! t)(eres definitely enoug)( troll left s)(owin to )(ave fun wit)( ma claws an let everyfin )(eal up by t)(e time i get back to w)(ere i started. i could play like t)(at for P---ERIG---E-------ES no lie
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dear diareef
)(a)(a o)( ma fuckin cod )(es still tryin to act like )(e aint totally diggin me but you s)(ould sea t)(e way )(e reacts w)(en i walk in t)(e door! )(e still wont admit s)(it t)(oug)( so i guess i am TOTALLY FORC---------ED to make t)(is efin more INT---ENS----------E! 3>;)
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dear diareef
daaaaang dude is FUCKIN )(ARDCOR-------E. ma bloodpus)(er is beatin SO )(ARD like you )(ave no ID---------EA. so i pierced )(is )(orns tonig)(t before i R--E-----ELLY got started. t)(at was fuckin awesome on its own an i t)(oug)(t id maybe )(afta play a little nice so i didn't damage )(im for P---ERMAN-------ENT or anyfin. but i was just c)(illin mostly doin ma normal t)(ing an )(e wasnt reactin at all even w)(en i gave t)(e new piercins a good yank so i figured i )(ad to do SOM----EFIN better to get a decent rise outta )(im. it was totally on a w)(im but it was fuckin perfect! i just reac)(ed on over an put one a )(is eyes out. aint a big deal or not)(in cause )(es still got ON---E left but it was badass as S)(IT. )(e still didnt react or not)(in t)(oug)(! I aint gonna be outdone so im just gonna take a day to t)(ink it over an im s)(ore ill come back wit)( somefin even better in t)(e evenin
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dear diareef
o)( man. O)( FUCKIN MAN. i totally NAIL----------------ED it. )(es gonna fuckin LOV---E t)(is. so )(es in a basic )(elm installation rig)(t?? just biowires inserted all direct in )(is arms an legs. you get some loss a signal wit)( t)(e limbs in t)(e way but its less likely to fuck up your )(elm w)(en you plug t)(em in. w)(ale. t)(is dude )(as already proved )(es PL----------ENTY fuckin durable. riiiiiig)(t??? i t)(ink ma flags)(ip deserves a FULL INT--ERFAC-----E )(----------ELM INSTALLATION. i mean )(ell be down two arms an legs but if )(es t)(at inta me takin out )(is ---EY-----------E like t)(at t)(is is totally gonna be t)(e best surprise i can get )(im. t)(is is ma best idea --EV-----ER. ima just sc)(edule up our appointment back on alternia an t)(en well set a course for )(ome an ill tell )(im t)(e good news. o)( ma cod SO FUCKIN ----EXCIT---------------ED!! 3;D
so t)(is new engine ive got installed is t)(e S)(IT. i mean yea)( s)(ore )(es been a problem and we dont even know w)(ere da fuck )(es been, but its TOTALLY wort)( it for a power raytin like t)(e one )(ES got. just for kicks t)(e first time i took )(im up and ran t)(e routine t)(at burned out my last engine and like )(a)(a fuck i was waiting to make someone scrape pan matter off t)(e walls but t)(e beac)( did it like it was NOT)(IN. t)(is is gonna be so fuckin P--ERF-----ECT. its like so i was strugglin along for sweeps and SW---E-------EPS wit)( s)(itty fuckin equipment an t)(is fucker just rolls up an wow suddenly ive got a )(elm as good as i deserve. i fuckin love it w)(en s)(it like t)(is just drops into your lap like yea)( i DID fuckin deserve a nice present. like twelft)( perigees eve early up in t)(is beac)(. time to see if t)(is new )(elms actually got any limits 3;O
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dear diareef
reports are in, t)(is )(elm appears to )(ave NO limits!! ok no limits may be a LITTL-----E bit muc)(. but no lie ma scienterrorists are totally redesignin t)(e )(elm power raytin system around t)(is dude. o)( man i cant even describe )(ow fuckin AW-----ESOM-----------E t)(is is. ug)( t)(e science types wanna run tests an s)(it for a bit longer, but t)(ey know t)(ey betta finis)( up R---EAL FAST so i can take t)(is sucka for a nice long trip
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dear diareef
Y---EP ma )(elm is officially MA )(----ELM an everyone else can get t)(eir greasy little fronds OFF. im a badass beac)( t)(at just put down a )(uge fuckin raybellion
an i D---ES-----ERV--------E a vacation! ditc)(in kurlozs lame ass an takin off on ma own! maybe ill make t)(is dude do laps of a few solar systems just ta put )(im
t)(roug)( )(is paces. or fuck, maybe try )(im out on some GALAXI-----ES or some s)(it. )(a)(a)(a)(a fuck i dont even )(ave anyt)(in t)(at needs doin now t)(at ive put t)(e s)(itbloods down for a w)(ale. im just gonna c)(ill out wit)( ma new favorite toy and just )(AV---E FUN
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dear diareef
ok ok so t)(is )(elm is funny as FUCK. so yea)( basic conditioning for all )(elms bla)( bla)( even if )(e didnt know t)(is s)(it already all t)(e rules are in t)(e computers for )(im to read. but )(e acts like aint never even )(eard of basic conditionin????? so like im c)(illin in ma quarters an takin t)(e break i fuckin deserve an a crewmember comes creepin in to report t)(at u)()()()( your new )(elm is tryin ta mess wit)( t)(e life support systems? so like UG)( first of all w)(at do i even keep you ass)(oals around for if you aint gonna take care of t)(at s)(it for me. but also w)(at t)(e fuck is up it)( t)(is )(elm?? all t)(e infraction systems or w)(atever are in place. t)(e crew s)(owed me t)(e list a infractions )(es been gettin )(it wit)( for t)(is s)(it and fuck it is MASSIV--------E. maybe t)(e dude t)(inks if )(e gets punis)(ed )(ard enoug)( )(e wont even )(ave a pan left? but )(a)(a t)(is s)(it is fine tuned for max punis)(ment wit)( minimum pan damage. i dunno im actually kinda curious to see )(ow far )(es willin to pus)( it? )(is programmin wont let )(im slack off wit)( keepin t)(e s)(ip actually runnin so maybe i mig)(t let )(im see )(ow bad )(es willin to beat )(imself up just to TRY to mess wit)( M----E
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dear diareef
fuckin )(ILARIOUS )(es still at it
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dear diareef
ya know i t)(ink )(e mig)(t be kinda dumb
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dear diareef
UG)( dumbbass t)(e s)(ips life support aint gonna go offline T)(AT eelsily
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dear diareef
awwww )(es moved on to tryin ta off )(imself. aint t)(at cute??
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dear diareef
oooo)(. i cant B--ELI----EV-------E i didnt catc)( onto t)(is before. dude is TOTALLY FLIRTING WIT)( M-----E. o)( ma cod t)(is is SO FUCKIN FUNNY. i kinda almost see w)(ere kurloz is comin from wit)( )(is stupid ass )(oly mirt)( or w)(atev )(e calls it. like W)(OA t)(is piece a equipment )(as some globes )(u)(??? )(a)(a)(a pitc)( crus)(in on t)(e empress )(erself? its so fuckin cute i cant even )(ANDL--------E it. its like watc)(in a wiggler c)(allenge an adult to a fig)(t )(a)(a fuuuuuck. its all just so fuckin PR-----ECIOUS. its a fuckin s)(ip engine decidin )(e wants to be t)(e arc)(rival of t)(e fuckin --------EMPR-------------ESS. i gotta t)(ink t)(is t)(roug)( w)(en im not laug)(in so coddamn )(ard, S)(IT 3XD
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dear diareef
ok so t)(e more i t)(ink t)(is t)(ing t)(roug)( t)(e moray i actually kinda sorta dig it?? sea )(es not reelly a troll anymore w)(ic)( is pretty fuckin weird. but )(e START----ED as a troll so it makes a little sense t)(at )(ed maybe be able to do t)(e quadrant t)(ing a bit. and like ug)( you gotta keep a s)(ip sentient to run itself or you N---EV--------R get any free time so i guess a s)(ip could be waxin pitc)( for a badass beac)(. but even t)(oug)( its super weird t)(at )(es a piece a equipment )(e is literally t)(e B-------EST fuckin )(elm t)(ats ever been seen?? )(is psionics are so perfect t)(at itd be a coddamn crime NOT to put )(im in a )(elm but )(es totally strong enoug)( t)(at maybe )(e mig)(t be good enoug)( for me? aint like i got a fuck ton a suitors outside a kurloz an even if its cause im so fuckin perfect an intimidatin )(ey its also nice to get t)(at sorta positive feedback every once in a w)(ale 3;)
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dear diareef
)(a)(a fuck ya know w)(at i mig)(t actually give it a try. w)(ats t)(e worst t)(at could )(appen? o)( noooo t)(e s)(ip aint badass enoug)( to )(andle t)(e empress bein pitc)( for )(im w)(o coulda seen T)(AT one comin??? an even if it goes to s)(it w)(os )(e gonna talk aboat it wit)(????? )(es MA fuckin s)(ip!! besides if )(e start t)(reatenin to tell anyone s)(it i dunno )(ow )(e plans to do it. its easy as FUCK to restrict )(is online messages an s)(it t)(eres plenty a )(elms wit)( t)(eir jaws wired s)(ut. i could do t)(at now but i t)(ink its gonna be more fun to )(ave t)(at to )(ang over )(is )(ead
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dear diareef
beac)( is tryin ta play it cool, like i aint already caug)(t onto )(is game. CUT---------------E!! its kinda fun t)(oug)( ya know? im gonna step it back a notc)( an build t)(is s)(it up from t)(e ground. play it all subtle like. took M---E a w)(ale to realize )(e wasnt only tryin ta off me for s)(its an giggles. fuck im practically t)(e beac)( t)(at INV------ENT----------------ED subtle! dude wont efin know w)(at )(it )(im
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dear diareef
yea)()( playin it subtle SUCKS BASS. i just told )(im i knew w)(at )(e was doin and t)(at )(ey a lady does enjoy scorin a little bit a action. aint no s)(ame in t)(at. but. BUT. so t)(e dude aint never spoke to me wit)(out bein under direct orders since )(e was installed. an t)(at TOTALLY got a reaction from )(im!!! )(e told me i was fuckin crazy or some s)(it. w)(ic)( is pretty weak as far as t)(e sexy insults go but i musta taken )(im by surprise an im s)(ore )(ell s)(ape up. )(es got me to live up to after all! )(es tried ta krill me in some pretty inventive ways so im gonna go t)(ink real )(ard aboat )(ow i can return t)(e gesture 3;O
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dear diareef
ok so I GOT IT. t)(is w)(ole 'durr durr im not pitc)( for you.' )(es totally tryin ta do some sexy roleplay s)(it. an )(ey i can be fuckin gracious! even if )(e DID initiate t)(is w)(ole t)(ing i can see it bein pretty fuckin fun to play it t)(e ot)(er way! im gonna be t)(e S----EXY S------EDUCTR---------ESS an totally sweep )(im off )(is feet. gonna be pretty fuckin fun an t)(at way )(e doesnt )(afta be all embarrassed aboat bein t)(e idiot w)(o t)(oug)(t itd be a good idea to flirt pitc)( wit)( t)(e ---EMPR----------ESS.
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dear diareef
)(e s)(ore is a stubborn little beac)(. plain ass verbal s)(it aint doin muc)( for )(im so i gotta step it up!! )(es still playin it all like )(e aint interested at all so i guess )(es after me ta pus)( )(im a little )(arder )(u)(? so i guess its time to break out t)(E good ol p)(ysical t)(reats w)(ic)( is gonna be )(-------------ELLA FUN!!!! 3>:D
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dear diareef
man t)(is dude is into some )(ARDCOR-----E S)(IT. its great an all messin wit)( )(is programmin. i can introduce errors so t)(at )(es constantly gettin infracted for s)(it )(e )(ad to do. an ive got some randomly occurrin punis)(ments for no rayson at all (MAX S---EV-------ERITY YO) an some for random ass tasks t)(at i dunno if )(es ever gonna notice. an wow )(es still wantin me to pus)( it furt)(er? crazy s)(it! its gonna be so fuckin fun to figure t)(is s)(it out. i cant believe i ever wasnt s)(ore if t)(is would be wort)( it but now i can definitely sea t)(at t)(is is t)(e B--EST T)(ING -----EV--------ER!
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dear diareef
w)(oa dude i am kinda startin to run low on ways to just )(urt )(im wit)( t)(e computers. i t)(ink its still a fuckin AW----ESOM--------E approac)( because w)(o da fuck else is gonna be able to pull t)(at kinda s)(it in T)(---EIR blackrom an i am diggin us )(avin t)(is sexy unique dynamic. but )(es still pretendin like )(e aint totally into me so i guess its time to step it up a little FURT)(-------------ER! i was tryin ta avoid p)(ysical damage because ug)()()()( so fuckin FRAGIL----E, but im runnin outta ot)(er options! ive been around kurloz enoug)( to )(ave some good ideas )(ow to )(urt trolls in ways t)(at wont kill t)(em but its gonna be interestin makin s)(ore i dont fuck up ma s)(ip at t)(e same time.
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dear diareef
i t)(oug)(t ma options were gonna be a bit limited cause t)(eres biowires an s)(it all over t)(e fuckin place but it turns out t)(eres still a LOT of exposed skin for me to work wit)(!!! t)(eres definitely enoug)( troll left s)(owin to )(ave fun wit)( ma claws an let everyfin )(eal up by t)(e time i get back to w)(ere i started. i could play like t)(at for P---ERIG---E-------ES no lie
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dear diareef
)(a)(a o)( ma fuckin cod )(es still tryin to act like )(e aint totally diggin me but you s)(ould sea t)(e way )(e reacts w)(en i walk in t)(e door! )(e still wont admit s)(it t)(oug)( so i guess i am TOTALLY FORC---------ED to make t)(is efin more INT---ENS----------E! 3>;)
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dear diareef
daaaaang dude is FUCKIN )(ARDCOR-------E. ma bloodpus)(er is beatin SO )(ARD like you )(ave no ID---------EA. so i pierced )(is )(orns tonig)(t before i R--E-----ELLY got started. t)(at was fuckin awesome on its own an i t)(oug)(t id maybe )(afta play a little nice so i didn't damage )(im for P---ERMAN-------ENT or anyfin. but i was just c)(illin mostly doin ma normal t)(ing an )(e wasnt reactin at all even w)(en i gave t)(e new piercins a good yank so i figured i )(ad to do SOM----EFIN better to get a decent rise outta )(im. it was totally on a w)(im but it was fuckin perfect! i just reac)(ed on over an put one a )(is eyes out. aint a big deal or not)(in cause )(es still got ON---E left but it was badass as S)(IT. )(e still didnt react or not)(in t)(oug)(! I aint gonna be outdone so im just gonna take a day to t)(ink it over an im s)(ore ill come back wit)( somefin even better in t)(e evenin
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dear diareef
o)( man. O)( FUCKIN MAN. i totally NAIL----------------ED it. )(es gonna fuckin LOV---E t)(is. so )(es in a basic )(elm installation rig)(t?? just biowires inserted all direct in )(is arms an legs. you get some loss a signal wit)( t)(e limbs in t)(e way but its less likely to fuck up your )(elm w)(en you plug t)(em in. w)(ale. t)(is dude )(as already proved )(es PL----------ENTY fuckin durable. riiiiiig)(t??? i t)(ink ma flags)(ip deserves a FULL INT--ERFAC-----E )(----------ELM INSTALLATION. i mean )(ell be down two arms an legs but if )(es t)(at inta me takin out )(is ---EY-----------E like t)(at t)(is is totally gonna be t)(e best surprise i can get )(im. t)(is is ma best idea --EV-----ER. ima just sc)(edule up our appointment back on alternia an t)(en well set a course for )(ome an ill tell )(im t)(e good news. o)( ma cod SO FUCKIN ----EXCIT---------------ED!! 3;D